Dr Reverb

Dr Reverb
Saturday 28 February 21:00 uur
WHEN TO USE DR. REVERB?
dr. Reverb is meant for adults and children above 12 years old.
Use dr. Reverb when you feel bored, can not sleep, are lovesick, feel tired or depressed, go short on vitamines, are in a midlife-crisis, have a torn toe-nail, are impotent.

DR. REVERB CONTAINS
68 kg. Wilm
70 kg. Sander
120 kg. Timon
Further: guitars, bass, drums, strings, amplifiers and microphones.
This combination provides a mixture of solid surf and a dash of Rock'n' Roll with a big quantity of show.

WHEN NOT TO USE DR. REVERB
When you are hypersensitive to sex, drugs & Rock'n'Roll.

POSSIBLE SIDE-EFFECTS
Singing ears, thirst, hangover, blisters, muscle-pain, excessive transpiration and torn clothes.

WARNINGS AND PRECAUTIONS
- Put on solid shoes.
- Overdose can give you ear-damage.
- Consult your physician if the complaints have not dissappeared after 7 days.

PREGNANCY AND DR. REVERB
If the use of dr. Reverb is dangerous when you are pregnant is not known yet. Till now no damage has given proof from tests with animals. Use dr. Reverb only in consultation with your physician.

DRIVING FLUENCY, TENDING OF MACHINES AND DR. REVERB
You cannot join in traffic etc. It is very probable that dr. Reverb influences your reaction ability.

HOW TO USE DR. REVERB?
Put the tablet of 12 cm. in your cd-player. In the area between 20 and 20.000 Hz the effect of dr. Reverb will be noticable best. The tablet is useable more than once. Alcohol can intensify the effect!

WHAT TO DO WHEN ADDICTED?
Decrease slowly. This can go together with agonizing pains.

HOW TO PRESERVE DR. REVERB
In your cd-player, car-radio, walkman, minidisc, discman or on the hard-disc.

More information on dr. Reverb?
Visit our website: http://surf.to/dr-reverb

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